"I can't stop thinking about your fanny...pack."

I have been talking for awhile about fanny packs. Lots o' questions. Do they still make them? Where do you purchase them? What do people carry in them. Lately when I have seen fanny packs on people, they have been stuffed full. I keep wondering what is in them.

Today was a good day because not only did I win 3 primes in the criterium, but one of them was a fanny pack! What will I carry in mine?